Gabrielle Marisa

Gabrielle. redhead. Denton, Texas. (:

I don't like boys, i like cars and money.

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theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

scorpiant:

interviewer: “do you feel like a puppet master?”

kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

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